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黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010, 3:00 AM | 島主自說自傳 | (2791 Reads)

男Hall的那名男生在無計可施後,去了打電話,班馬。

那個年代,手提電話未普及,要打電話,就一定要用學生會大樓的公用電話。當時,全大樓只有兩部免費公用電話,一部在下層Simon K.Y. Lee Hall門前。一部在正在排隊的一層。帝國白兵,為免張揚,去了下層那個電話處。

那所男宿舍,一向以團結和有組織力見稱。由那間男宿舍至大學本部的學生會大樓,步行路程需時三十分鐘。而我將只有三十分鐘部署下一步。

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那隻帝國白兵去了班馬,但他不知道,一些重要事情。而那些事情,是我一開始要和對方爭第五張Table Stand時,已經盤算在心中,評估了形勢。那些事情,絕對是關鍵的:

  1. 帝國白兵甚至是所屬的男Hall,根本不知道學生會辦事處裏,無論是學生會代表或是全職受薪的大學聘員,全是我的人脈。
  2. 學生會辦事處所位於的徐朗星文娛中心大樓,根本就是我的地頭和平時的根據地。
  3. 男Hall要舉證的,只有靠一早排在前面頭四間的宿舍。但基於在未來的Orientation期間,那五間宿舍各自都是敵人,他們根本就是要各自搶走最優質的新生。基於HKU宿舍競爭文化,我幾乎可以百份百肯定這四間宿舍根本不會協助那間男Hall,替其舉證。相反,我代表的只是Katso,一個宗教團體,基本上與眾宿舍不存競爭。反之,這四間宿舍更希望會少一個Table Stand,被其他宿舍奪去。

基於以上三點,我知道我會有百份之八十的機會,在學生會辦事處明朝開門時,成功爭取一個Table Stand的席位。男Hall就算「拖行馬」兼精銳盡出,只要翌日太陽一升起,這裏就會變回我的地盤。我剩下的問題,只是要在這裏,堅守一夜。

至於對手男Hall,亦一定不會罷休。相信,對方最常用的,是人海戰術,而這一戰術,亦會令辦事處人難做。但估計最壞打算,仍會是我們奪得第五位,而辦事處會考慮給予男Hall第六個酌情產生的Table Stand。但這不是我要考慮之列。我要考慮的,是如何鞏固現在自身的優勢。

為提升上述百份之八十的機會,至百份百,我趁帝國白兵在致電班馬的同時,我亦在大樓另一個電話處,致電女友。我要求女友馬上通知女子A (透過女友致電要求我在風大雨大下進駐HKU排Table Stand的,就是女子A),明早在辦事處開們前一小時,即八時前,趕到。因為,我要多一個女性,來進行討價。我一人不是不可力敵那間男Hall的人多細眾,但只要開一張女人牌,不但可以吸盡眾男生的血氣驃悍,亦可製造男人蝦女人之格局。

女友於是致電女子A,而女子A亦會在亦翌日一早趕到。我亦告訴女友,安心睡覺,其他事不需再理。

就是這樣,我回到自己第五張檯的座位,拿起自己的結他,享受剩下的寧靜。

不消良久,那隻白兵回來了。尾隨的,是另外三個穿著同一顏色Hall衫的舍員。我先前最壞的打算,是對方會派遣三十個舍員來。但現在卻只是來多了三個舍員。

那三個人來到現場後,並沒有馬上過來我這邊。但最令我憂慮的,是那三位舍員並不是兇神惡煞之徒,而是和我擁有一樣冷靜眼神之人。

他們那三個人,應該是舍堂的「大仙」,亦即是舍堂地位最高的舍員。「仙」是HKU宿舍的獨有文化。所有在各宿舍的新生,都要經過艱苦的十多廿天的Orientation迎新項目,但說得白一點,是「玩新生」。那種「玩」並不是香港其他大學純粹開心玩法;那種「玩」,是要消滅自我意志而達致一Hall同心的目的。成功過了Orientation Programme的,各新生便可以「升仙」,而「仙」即是「Senior」的意思。第一年升仙叫「一年仙」,第二年就會升為「二年仙」,至「三年仙」,亦即是「大仙」。所有升不到仙的,都會被稱為「小鬼」,他們將會永遠在宿舍內被排擠,直至他們自願離開宿舍。

他們在現場,細聽著白兵對現場位置的講解,和整件事的報告。他們,亦環顧了一下四圍的環境。

他們離遠,瞄了我多眼。打量著我是什麼類型的人。

他們有沒有當我是一位Jedi,我不理會。不過,我知道對方雖然沒有派出一支帝國Stormtroopers來,但卻來了三個Sith Lord。

一會後,三位Sith Lord步向我來。

他們,來到我的跟前。我的結他琴音,亦停了。

「聽講就係您,同我地既舍友有d爭拗,係米?」三個Sith Lord「品」字形站在我面前。站在中間的那個Sith向我說。

「唔算有咩拗,件事已經解決左啦。我現在就是在這條龍排第五位,呢個係事實。」我說。

「但據我所知我地既舍員係比您早黎過喎。」那個Sith,說話時不像剛才那隻白兵。那個Sith,說話聲音很實在,而且很禮貌。

「但據我所知您地條靚有機會早黎但無排隊喎。」我也重開禮貌mode。

「您又知道佢無排岩隊?」對方說。

「好簡單者,我十一點左右來到,人地四間Hall都排成一條隊,一圍檯跟一圍檯。而您地條靚就偏偏坐係山卡啦遠。咁叫排隊咩?」我問。

「佢可能一時行開左者?」

「我一早已經過去問過您地條靚係米係到排緊隊,佢完全吾理我繼續坐係老遠。您又唔返去排隊,咁您唔去排,我去排囉。」我說。

「咁您即係打尖啦。」對方說。

「唔好咁講,我黎排隊既時候呢條隊的確係無人既。之後我再confirm您條靚一次,佢都無任何行動,您叫我可以做d咩。」我說。

「咁您既意思即係,我地既舍員因為無回到排隊位置,所以您有權霸左佢既位置啦,就算,他,的確是比您早到?」對方說。這個Sith,已經開始導向對我最致命的攻擊點。

「係掛。」我說。但我這個答案,將會導致對方下一條問題。

「咁得啦,由衣家呢一刻開始,您一行開去廁所或者去開打電話,我地唔擔保您個位會被人搶左。」那個Sith說句話時,突然由禮貌mode,變成陳浩南mode。其語氣,非常有社團江湖味道。

「您大狗我呀?」我說句話時,我的頸向左膊拗了一下。您變成陳浩南,我未要變山雞

我用食指,指著那個Sith的眉心。「我話您聽丫,由呢一刻開始,我一樣可以唔   去廁所、唔   打電話,直到聽朝學生會辦事處開門,睇下邊個夠薑?」扯火的我,在大樓中央,高聲喝罵。

「.......」三個Sith呆了一呆。真正熟悉我的朋友,會知道我在扯火時,那種恐怖的情景。小學二年級的我,曾經在學校禮堂當著全校師生校長三百多人,卸下自己腰間的皮帶,怒打一名臭串的同學仔。

當然,在我說剛才那句不去廁所的話時,我是有準備的。我在三個Sith到達前,已經早知對方會出這招。所以我已經去廁所放了最後一篤尿。以當時三點左右,直到女子A八時左右來到,我最盡只需忍尿五個鐘。

「您知唔   知點解去到衣家凌晨三點鐘,我仲要係到排隊呀?」

對方不語。

「我十一點左右風大雨大黎到,您又唔係係到排緊隊,我味去排囉。問您係米係到排隊,您又阿之阿左係到串串共。跟住我坐左成粒幾鐘您條靚先過黎同我講道理?您好聲好氣一早話自己排緊隊然後回到第五張檯處,我味走囉。但係您衣家,係晒緊我時間呀。衣家幾點呀?我白白由十一點幾坐到衣家三點幾,我坐夜機香港都飛到去東京啦?就憑您四個蛋散過黎就想叫我走?您班晒成間Hall黎圍我我都未驚您!走我唔會走架啦,有咩一齊等到聽朝係辦事處拗囉。我贏硬您既。」我越講,越罄。

「咁您想點丫。」對方說。

「我話您知我都唔係唔講道理既人。我都知您條靚早過我黎。但唔係有佢,我唔使係到白坐五粒鐘。係您條靚令我選擇繼續坐到衣家,您衣家要我白走呀?我衣家話您聽,您班友一係同我講對唔住,我就即刻離開讓番個位俾您間Hall,如果唔係,我同您玩到聽朝!」

三個Sith,互相交換了眼色,行開了,然後在討論著。

過了一會,他們三人走過來,中間的那個大佬Sith,對我說:「如果我地之前有咩做錯左,令到您要係到白等左五個鐘,我地真係好對唔住,希望您見諒。」對方說話時,語氣非常誠懇,亦沒有強顏之意。

「咁得啦。我讓番個位俾您地。」我亦沒有再說什麼。

「唔該晒。」對方說。「係呢,您叫咩名?」

我們,相互交換了姓名,學系,和年級。那是一種尊重的表現。

由道歉的一聲響起,爭拗已經結束。我們四人,臨別前,互相握了手。

當然,不包括那隻白兵。相信他回到宿舍後會被狠狠地教訓一頓。

「我地真係不打不相識。」中間那個大佬Sith微笑道。

我沒有回應,苦笑一下,就走了。雖然,我想說句:May the force be with you。

就是這樣,結局,是我把第五個Table Stand的爭奪權,還了給那間男Hall。

您會說那三個Sith Lord在我走後,馬上媽叉我罷?又有什麼要緊。事實上要他們三個大佬在另外四間Hall前向人致歉,什麼後事都補償不到。反而離開那一刻,最憤怒的可能就是那四間Hall,不屑我歸還Table Stand爭奪權於那男Hall。

故事完了罷?未。《死亡筆記》的音樂,正慢慢響起......以下,是我當晚真正的意圖和計劃:

「我十一時左右到達HKU,並發覺那條傻仔白兵其實比我早到。他只是太戇居,以為外面風大雨大,再加上已經深宵,所以斷定不會再有人來排隊。因此,他滿以為自己已經是第五位的人,亦即是最後一個會來排隊的人,所以,就是他沒有去真正排隊,翌日早上他也可以以第五名報名。他的這個想法絕對是正確的。但可惜他沒有預計中途竟然有人會來。我事實上,是在插隊,說得衰一點,只是藉著那個傻仔的遲鈍反應,而佔了他的便宜。所以在道德上,我只是贏了表面,實際上亦不是君子行為。

詢問那傻仔是否在排隊,其實是借他來個下台階,讓我功成身退。但那傻仔反應臭串,我非要教訓不可。但從那一刻開始,我亦從來沒有計劃排到另一朝。換句話說,我根本無想過要最後奪取Table Stand的資格。

要記得,這次害我冒著大雨上HKU排隊的,是自己不排隊而使橫手叫我女友,托我上來排隊的女子A。我根本無心為她幹事。我為的,只是為了滿足我的女友,不想她難做。但做時做,不能擔保我一定可以奪得Table Stand的資格。我冒著大風雨上來,已經fullfill了女友的要求,而現在的確有人比我早到,我要做的已經做了,我不需要get the job done,我只需要猜 my breast就可以了。

接著的班馬事件,一早是我意料之內。我亦深知那所男Hall一向會犧牲小我,完成大我,所以我預計對方會好大機會向我道歉,來和氣地換取Table Stand爭奪權。要對方道歉,是我在說話上引導出來的。

打從要教訓那傻仔一刻開始,我已經準備這晚會回家睡覺。

中間要等待男Hall班馬,是希望導致事態要嚴重些。然後,藉口叫女子A明天八時報到。

女子A收到通知後,我就叫我的女友睡覺。

那個年代沒有手電,更沒有SMS。有的,只是call機。當我歸還爭奪權後,我可以藉口沒有女子A的call機號碼,所以通知不到她。而女友睡覺了,亦不會有人再通知女子A,明天不用來。我知道女友是隻大 睡豬,一睡明早一定不起。而那時已是深夜時份,女子A亦不能怪我女友不致電她。

計劃完成,最終回家來睡個大覺。」

據聞女子A在翌日早上,真的趕來。不過,她撲了空。她亦沒有怪責我的女友。因為她,根本沒有理據。

女子A應該慶幸我沒有真正的《死亡筆記》,有的話,我一定要替其寫上心臟痲痺四個大字。

無論如何,這一夜,是我在港大時,其中一段美好的回憶。校園根本是未來社會的縮影,我們往往透過一些微小的事情,會更為認識,和了解自己。亦為未來進入社會,作準備。

若您此刻還在大學或大專就讀,我有以下的勉勵說話:

就是除了搞大條女個肚之外,什麼事都放膽去做罷,年青人!


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終於追完這個故事了…

島主的勇氣、心計以及估算實在令在下佩服不已…

整個計劃令在下想起strategic management…

Master, may the force be with you


[引用] | 作者 流一 | 14th Mar 2010 3:27 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


may the force be eith u too~

use the force, feel it.

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 9:45 PM

[2] 不枉我追了四晚!

潛水日久, 也要浮面來大讚. 最後的轉折有點意外, 但如果不是一心想拿 table stand, 這結果其實是最圓滿的.

對島主有仇必報的個性而又有心有力, 在下佩服!


[引用] | 作者 無敵起人 | 14th Mar 2010 5:43 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


有仇必報也未必是件好事罷,哈哈。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 9:48 PM

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在下聽教了~!

被遺忘的大英雄
[引用] | 作者 被遺忘的大英雄 | 14th Mar 2010 8:39 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

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[引用] | 作者 Rebecca Lo | 14th Mar 2010 8:45 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

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[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 9:55 PM

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其實島主無心拿table stand,只為滿足女友的要求!


[引用] | 作者 平常心 | 14th Mar 2010 10:18 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

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果然是東邪嘅行事方式~~
正!


[引用] | 作者 david | 14th Mar 2010 11:51 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

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是一個估不到的結局!

島主, 你贏晒啦...


[引用] | 作者 奇異鳥 | 14th Mar 2010 11:59 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


係米唔夠奇異呢?

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:15 PM

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島主律師,果然係律師呀!律師的思維係同一般人唔同的


[引用] | 作者 海南島 | 14th Mar 2010 12:16 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

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O果個傻仔係讀咩系架?


[引用] | 作者 海南島 | 14th Mar 2010 12:19 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


我也不知...無問....

個傻仔我都費事問...

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:09 PM

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一開始就估錯了敵人
我覺得島主是黑武士才對~哈


[引用] | 作者 F | 14th Mar 2010 12:37 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


雖然....Darth Vader係我偶像...

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:10 PM

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wow! what a plan! indeed I've been following Master's blog for quite a while and like many of your post, many of them are hilarious yet meaningful, tho i am usually a CD-ROM (my bad..ha), but this time I cant help giving your two thumbs up here! way to go!


[引用] | 作者 A1 | 14th Mar 2010 1:11 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


A1, nice to note your 1st message here. hope that u enjoy reading this~

Maybe i am too rude in this article~~ haha

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:14 PM

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哈哈! 原來教訓白兵是其次, 給女子A一個大整蠱才是主菜。我猜, 她沒想過你有這一著。

從講數過程中, 我學到四樣東西亦可應用在平常職場上: 1. 要放膽 2. 要知己知彼 3. 要「兇」得有理據 4. 要給人有下台階

這四集講數故事, 真的讓我眼界大開。跟黑社會講打講殺, 雙方隨時有損失的講數方法不同, 故事中的雙贏講數方式文明得多。:)


[引用] | 作者 Linda | 14th Mar 2010 1:32 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


Linda,您分析得很好。似乎您的邏輯思路也不錯。

所謂兇得有道理,是要出師有名。名不正則言不順。

至於下台階方面,這是談判桌上一定要有的一環。若不是,反而會趕狗入窮巷,並讓自己處與被反撲的狀態。

記住現代的紛爭化解方法,已經不是defeating而是要一個solution。每一個situation都可能會有好多唔同既solution和outcome,我們要揀最適合的那個。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:26 PM

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Every night, I logged on the Google Reader to chase your story! Very exciting plot it is. I mean this piece of memory of your U life is very exciting and memorable!

I am stunned to learn that your strategic thinking had been so sophisticated already, when you were in college. I guess it is because you read History a lot.

I wish you could write us more stories like this beautiful one!

Slaute!


[引用] | 作者 Unkle4 | 14th Mar 2010 1:58 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


Uncle4 thanks for your kind words. i was also a kid at that time and still had to be polished for more time...

but it's really a good memory for me in my u-life~

let's see whether i can recall some others..

yes, u r correct, at that time, i read so many history books, Chinese literatures, Suen-ji 兵法, Romance of Three Kingdom.

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:35 PM

[14]

nice story for us but i can't help feel sorry for your gf


[引用] | 作者 catcat | 14th Mar 2010 3:36 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[15]

哈哈~~一早估你冇咁順攤咖啦..
你果然係巧衰O既島主...
今次估arm左..我仲唔係真係oh yes...(hehe..偷笑中)

大B
[引用] | 作者 大B | 14th Mar 2010 3:54 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


可惜既係無獎品...真係oh no...

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 14th Mar 2010 10:36 PM

[16]

a no win situation for anybody involved: stormtrooper, sith lord, you, female A, and gf. and the main culprit is Female A. but i guess given the circumstances, it was the best outcome you could hope for.


[引用] | 作者 kittykat | 14th Mar 2010 5:46 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[17]

那年紀的島主已知所進退, 實在厲害噢


[引用] | 作者 Forget | 14th Mar 2010 7:18 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[18]

btw, speaking of stormtrooper, here's a link about 200 of the diehard fans from all over the world dressing up as stormtroopers to march in Rose Parade a couple of years ago on New Year's day 2007in sunny Los Angeles. Rose Parade is the biggest parade here in the US (even China has a float, not sure why). pretty funny. and oh, i heard some of them fainted along the route. Hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2w6DZvLM48


[引用] | 作者 kittykat | 14th Mar 2010 8:16 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[19]

嘩。。。島主,好叨仔,好醒目呀,我有島住的口材和靈敏的智慧,就好拉。


[引用] | 作者 IWANT TO 桃花 | 14th Mar 2010 8:23 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[20]

想不到這就是請朋友老點其男友辦事的結果。女子A現在都還有社交障礙的話,真的從未領取任何教訓啊。

不過島主付出這麼多,女友也該會好好答謝你一番吧。


[引用] | 作者 beetlejuice | 14th Mar 2010 8:24 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[21]

wow~呢個結局很和平完滿(還在吃花生中)...但我其實原本,以為人地會大疊馬兇島主迫島主就範;而我想睇島主一個打十個的嘛(邊吃花生邊閃!!)

p.s.題外話:其實我諗,扯火mode中的島主都幾得人驚...(好驚emotion

貓比斯
[引用] | 作者 貓比斯 | 14th Mar 2010 8:49 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[22] 講數 IV 之 Intro

[23]

厲害,個小白兵死咗都唔知自己點解死…

學風清揚話齋,如果你「根本無招」,敵人「如何可破」。當對方一味以為你著緊個table stand,又或著緊誰排先、誰排後,甚至可能著面子,殊不知原來島主另有目的。

島主的水平的確深不可測﹗


[引用] | 作者 方緣 | 14th Mar 2010 10:23 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[24] Re: catcat

she should not made the unreasonable request though


[引用] | 作者 catcat | 14th Mar 2010 11:31 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[25] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 :

可惜既係無獎品...真係oh no...


哼~
唔緊要呀~~咁先符合你係O個個巧衰O既島主咖嘛..XDD

大B
[引用] | 作者 大B | 14th Mar 2010 11:45 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[26]

若我是其中一個Sith Lord的話...
或許島主就要弄假成真的排到第二天早上了=p


[引用] | 作者 阿yau | 15th Mar 2010 12:06 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


若我是李嘉誠我唔使撈添。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 12:14 AM

[27]

"我一人不是不可力敵那間男Hall的人多細眾,但只要開一張女人牌,不但可以吸盡眾男生的血氣驃悍,亦可製造男人蝦女人之格局。"

看到這裡, 忍不住笑出來...
好奸" 這樣陷他們於不義...


[引用] | 作者 小麗 | 15th Mar 2010 12:42 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[28]

Master, if there was no.5 vacancy to quene up finally , would you still stay overnight for Table stand as normal? or just tell the A that the quota was full already?


[引用] | 作者 Aqua | 15th Mar 2010 12:49 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


a good question. i have been waiting for it for supplement, but readers still did not ask this. it is a question that any reader should ask after reading the ending.

1. if there was vacacy for no. 5, i will surely queue till the next morning and get the job done.

2. if the boy's hall representatives had not apologized to me, i would have still waited for the next morning and fight. u should bear in mind that i have already made all preparation as mentioned in the paragraph. i called my gf to call Lady A, was not only for flying her aeroplane at last, but also for preparation for aruguments in the next morning with a group of boys. one have to note that every move in chess would not only have single objectives but for multiple purposes. u cannot predict your opponents be a dummy all the time, and they also can fight and strike back. therefore every strategic move should cover 1 to 2 or even 3 steps thereafter.

one may ask that, if u just queued till morning, then ur plan must have failed? wrong, it depended on which plans in my heart. if u have smart enough u should realize i DID NOT possess single plan, but a number of plans in my brain. "causing the boys hall to apologize leading my retreat and lead to the silly coming of Lady A in the next morning", was simply the "highest" and "ultmate" objective in my planS. As a said, no one can be the God who could define and make sure everything happens. Therefore, as mentioned, if there was vacancy no, 5 or receiving no apologizes, i would therefore go for plan B. one should note that obtaining no.5 was also my objective as well. therefore no harm at all.

As to the values of different objectives, it was solely for my computation, but not others. Let's say 10 for highest marks and 0 for the lowest, then, for Plan A, i received apology and retreat and Lady A came in the morning with nothing, as to playing Lady A, i got 10, and for treating my gf, i got 6. but for PLan B, i queued till morning and fight for no.5 but needed to burn a whole night, and also could not play Lady A, as to playing Lady A, i got 5 (at least she had to come!), as to my gf, i got 10.

u understand what i mean?

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 7:57 AM

[29]

I find the ending rather anticlimactic compared to the build-up, but it makes sense.

You said, "小學二年級的我,曾經在學校禮堂當著全校師生校長三百多人,卸下自己腰間的皮帶,怒打一名臭串的同學仔。

Little belt? S&M? -:))

My best fight..A black dude teased me along with his white trash buddies. I pushed him hard and pinned him against the wall, lowered my body stance and forearmed him at his throat and used my forearm and lifted his head up to the sky by the throat(football dirty block, you can be a 300 lbs lineman, the soft spot is the throat below the helmet. Once you are nailed in this position and the head is up, you can't even cry). He was hurting, can't breath and can't cry. His buddies came, I turned around, picked-up a chair, threw at the foot of one guy and it hit him (cried like a baby too), picked up another chair in hand and was ready to have it crashed on them head on. 1 guy said "ooooh, you're cool, man". The fight was over. Teacher came. no one (30 plus ppl)said a word.

I used a chair, my weapon of choice in high school.

From there on,I played with the black dude's foamy huge afro hair when I saw him. He was cool with it..

It is about all animal instinct in us? perhaps...and now, I am a nice and calm guy. Amazing.


[引用] | 作者 FosterCityEd | 15th Mar 2010 1:27 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


Fostercity, it is nornaml that the ending was and should be anticlimactic, cos it was not an movie. One cannot expect i suddenly put the clothes and changed to Spider-man.

For me, i had and have my style in handling my case, that if it's right then it's right and if it's wrong then it's wrong. i dun like to step into other's owned benefit and so do i strongly resist if other attacks me in return.

For this, i do not regard myself as a good lawyer in front of client (in terms of earning money for ME), as i am too honest.

Anyway, regarding my primary 2 event, yes yes, it was a small belt and i forgot why i knew to use it by instinst when i wanna hit someone, with a tool. That was a boy but not a gal. All teachers came and stopped me. I was later seriosuly punished and hit by mum when i returned home.

Your bully event shows and answers my question for long time, that from the conversation u left here, it showed that u had an enjoyable life even in school age. But i queried as a Chinese, and even for your age in something 60-70's perhaps, racial factors are inevitable. i guessed u should be firece and if not, u should have not gained such confidence, and accumulated till now. even for me in HK, i encountered bullies event, i was very small and short and thin until my 15, 16, i suddenly grew up as a very tall guy.

that;s why i asked u whether u r big or not.

your fighting event really scares me, really.

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 11:15 AM

[30]

我今日開左喇叭, 先知你播緊star wars, haha, 正!


[引用] | 作者 葉一知 | 15th Mar 2010 1:40 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


好在當年鬥的唔係您間Hall, 若果您間Hall派您出黎我就唔夠您玩啦。哈哈。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 8:04 AM

[31] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 :

若我是李嘉誠我唔使撈添。


沒經大腦下遺下了垃圾...

桃花島上沒些少級數亦難留下一言半語呢。
看來小弟在級數未夠之下還是該被刺耳割舌去做一個聾啞僕好了。


[引用] | 作者 阿yau | 15th Mar 2010 2:06 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[32]

好野!
事後好似咩到冇發生過.

10幾年前既事,仲可以記得咁清楚仔細,好記性.


[引用] | 作者 m | 15th Mar 2010 7:31 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[33] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 : Linda,您分析得很好。似乎您的邏輯思路也不錯。所謂兇得有道理,是要出師有名。名不正則言不順。至於下台階方面,這是談判桌上一定要有的一環。若不是,反而會趕狗入窮巷,並讓自己處與被反撲的狀態。記住現代的紛爭化解方法,已經不是defeating而是要一個solution。每一個situation都可能會有好多唔同既solution和outcome,我們要揀最適合的那個。

Thank you, Master.


[引用] | 作者 Linda | 15th Mar 2010 7:58 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[34] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 :

係米唔夠奇異呢?


我已經覺得個結局是奇異過奇異了! 從來沒有想過, 你會把女子A都計劃在內. 真是忍不住要說聲...偶像!!


[引用] | 作者 奇異鳥 | 15th Mar 2010 10:45 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


大家咁高咁大...彼此學習

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 1:20 PM

[35]

如果我有您呢D莊友,我依家唔使做到嘔血,激到血壓高==


[引用] | 作者 makiyo | 15th Mar 2010 12:34 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[36] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 :

Fostercity, it is nornaml that the ending was and should be anticlimactic, cos it was not an movie. One cannot expect i suddenly put the clothes and changed to Spi...


Master...Don't get hung up on racial discrimination as good things happen to good people who deserved recognition from others, regardless of race in the US. I never felt that I was discriminated. In fact, I was helped by many many white people along the way. Sorry, very few Chinese has helped me( the family the worst, most jealous at my accomplishment). I had white, black and brown people reported to me when I was only 20 years old. I was a dinning room supervisor for an Italian restaurant & the boss was truly a mafia.....his family still controls the SF Waterfront. You see. I could have become a real gangster had I wanted to by managing his race horse business...and his mistress (absolutely beautiful)loved me like a son as I did a lot of errands for her and I drove her 1974 Jensen Interceptor (check out this beautiful car)

For example, I still spoke English with a mild to medium Chinese accent in the early 80s .. Before I was promoted to a sr. mgt position, the CEO (Jew who loves Chinese food and my hero) insisted that I undertake an accent improvement course. (PS. Mid-western accent like spoken in the Chicago area is considered the perfect American accent). I first took it negatively then I realized that it was for my benefit. The course cost the Company almost ten grands. I had to record my annunciation,..looked into the mirror and positioned my tongue in the right place so I can utter the words such as "with" properly. After 20 weeks, a miracle happened, I listened and compared my recorded annunciations before and after. Bingo, my accent was 98% gone.

Master, do you speak English with a Hong Kong Chinese accent? Would it help your career by getting rid of it?


[引用] | 作者 FosterCityEd | 15th Mar 2010 12:45 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

Foster, i surely speak English with "Hong Kong" style. I never study abroad, and when i grow up, i found myself or all HK people are very "HK". That's because we were all taught by teachers (CHinese) with HK accent. U know what, in East Asia, every areas would have their own special accent, HK's style, Singaporian style, Japanese Style, Indian's style, u would understand more if u live here.

in our area, speaking fluent English with beautiful British accent was qutie imporant if u wanna enter the foreign law firms after graduation. those Gwai-lo needs Chinese students with better foreign accent. of course, u even better studied abroad before getting interviews. in HK, i understand that those foreign law firms were also splited in politics for those pure British gang, Australia gang and Canadian gangs. American, rather little. u heard Baker Mckenize? it's from USA but now i heard the HQ has been moved to HK as the businesses here is much higher than in US. (just remumor, i am not sure)

So, it depends what firm u r working, if u are a solicitor.

If u r barrister, it would sure better for u to have accent, but it is not essential. All first class senior counsels do not intentionally adopt foreign accents.

Further, i note that the return of HK's soverignty to China since 1997, the atmosphere changes. "English" is being somehoe pressed down, i mean it is not treated bad but its influence is no longer as crucial as in the colonized age.

For me, i work for Chinese firm and Chinese clients, and therefore i seldom and even have no intention much to improve the English accent. However, i found improvement for years when i just watch National Geographic and Discovery and History Channel, so i have to admit that i hear American English is more better than British's BBC accent.

well, for me, it is my urgent task to improve my Manderin accent and i find i need to speak Mandarin more and more frequently.

u speak Mandarin or Cantonese?

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 1:11 PM

[37] Re: FosterCityEd
FosterCityEd :
黃島主 :

Fostercity, it is nornaml that the ending was and should be anticlimactic, cos it was not an movie. One cannot expect i suddenly put the clothes and changed to Spi...

Master...Don't get...


by the way, it is spark to learn that CEO requested u to attend such accent lesson, which apparently trivial but actually important for your future career. i understand truly.

persoanlly, i admire American English more, although it is always laughed by British.

in that sense, i will try to see whether there is similar course in HK.

黃島主
[引用] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 1:19 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[38] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 :


Foster, i surely speak English with "Hong Kong" style. I never study abroad, and when i grow up, i found myself or all HK people are very "HK". That's because we we...


I speak mostly Cantonese. I speak Mardarin, but poorly. Not really important in my case. Here are the reasons, I want our Chinese folks around me to never sure how much I really know what they are talking among themselves but they know I can read 90%+ Chinese..so they are very careful around me. Also, if I speak their language, they will think that I am one of them and they will figure a way to "destroy" me. For me, not speaking much Mandarin in addition to not taking extra favor and money under the table from the "Chinese", make me very effective in my execution of policies because I am not 1 of them. Btw, I have just reduced my COO workload, and will focus more on my investment. The weather is getting nicer, so I look forward to lots of mountain biking. Life is good!


[引用] | 作者 FosterCityEd | 15th Mar 2010 1:33 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[39]

佩服! 要向你學習!

杜麗
[引用] | 作者 杜麗 | 15th Mar 2010 5:33 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


我邊有資格呀,阿老細。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 5:38 PM

[40]

看島主的文章常常令小弟佩服得五體投地!我也希望可以像島主般敢作敢為,有膽色,有謀略,趁青年幹一番大事,就算即使幹不了大事,也能弄一點風浪,至少無悔青春呀!但看回自己,大學三年就只會讀書,給人步步進逼也不懂得如何反擊,實在不勝慚愧......

心齋
[引用] | 作者 心齋 | 15th Mar 2010 5:52 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[41]

我不喜歡這個"故事".


[引用] | 作者 nic | 15th Mar 2010 7:58 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[42]

島主, 係學生時代已經咁有智慧!!!
"every strategic move should cover 1 to 2 or even 3 steps thereafter" 佩服佩服...簡直仰慕! :P

香港, 需要您!!!


[引用] | 作者 米埔 | 15th Mar 2010 8:26 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


香港多數喜歡弱智的。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 10:51 PM

[43] Re: 黃島主
黃島主 :

有仇必報也未必是件好事罷,哈哈。


還有疑問: 第二天, A女那邊你有給她一個詳細(but obviously fake)的解釋嗎? 有沒有做到她一早來撲個空後但仍欠你與女友一個人情? 既然已鋪排了這麼多, 你一定有把 last act 演好吧?


[引用] | 作者 無敵起人 | 15th Mar 2010 9:57 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]


您覺得,我為何要演那一act?

當我一巴星完對方,我是不會再理會對方是哭還是在叫。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 10:47 PM

[44] Re: 無敵起人
無敵起人 :
黃島主 :

有仇必報也未必是件好事罷,哈哈。
還有疑問: 第二天, A女那邊你有給她一個詳細(but obviously fake)的解釋嗎? 有沒有做到她一早來撲個空後但仍欠你與女友一個人情? 既然已鋪排了這麼多, 你一定有把 last act 演好吧?


還有...那些所謂要對女子A的解釋,小學生也懂罷,不用寫好了。

黃島主
[引用] | 作者 黃島主 | 15th Mar 2010 10:50 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[45]

超激讚


[引用] | 作者 ~3~ | 15th Mar 2010 10:58 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[46]
黃島主 :


Thanks ^_^ Master sharing your infinitely strategic thinking as a negotiator in such delicate situation.

You've really 猜 your breast and had intention to get the job done.

At female point of view, I concern mostly my men's willing to response to our requests rather than fulfilling any results.

Also, if you just go there and find that there was no vacancy at all, lady A would be shame to ask for it next time.

Hope that lady A would not have consequently bad effect, otherwise may phantom be with her ever after. Haha...

NOTE: I actully like your gentle manner + vigor being (I'm imagining how you turn your face into other mode like some cartoon character ~*o*~ >>> '>_


[引用] | 作者 Aqua | 16th Mar 2010 2:56 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[47] Re: 黃島主
:


Thanks Master sharing your infinitely strategic thinking as a negotiator in such delicate situation.

I admire you'd intention to get the job done & you really 猜 your breast in every aspects.

Also, I like your gentle mindset + vigor, that's really cool~


[引用] | 作者 Aqua | 16th Mar 2010 3:07 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[48]

"我亦告訴女友,安心睡覺,其他事不需再理。"
You are so good, and so man!


[引用] | 作者 Q | 16th Mar 2010 3:24 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[49]

不知「女子A」是誰,然而,換了任何一個正常Katso人,在事後都應該對島主為呢件事「出過力」表示感謝,一件小禮物、一餐lunch少不了… (雖然,小小心意並不代表可以「洗死人」)

當然,如果連這一點心意也欠奉,sorry,這種人真的不值得幫。


[引用] | 作者 方緣 | 16th Mar 2010 10:31 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]


也不需要再探究這方面罷。其實當年所有人還年輕,未必懂得所有人情世故。所以,也不用說對方的不是了。

[引用版主回覆] | 作者 黃島主 | 16th Mar 2010 10:57 AM

[50]

最後呢句, "就是除了搞大條女個肚之外,什麼事都放膽去做罷,年青人!", 真係好好....

睇哂成個事件, 既佩服島主的聰明才智, 亦為最後的ending喝一句采; 明明是女子A夾硬駛人唔駛本, 個ending亦都好合情合理. 至於隻白兵, 如果經此一行會長一智的話, 其實佢已經賺左.

多謝分享回憶~

DV
[引用] | 作者 DV | 17th Mar 2010 11:58 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]